The Ice Man
✓ Signed off by Tom Hyde
AIDEN, on the ideaRight instinct, wrong hero. The agency should be the ice man's answer, not his eulogy.
Big agency thinking at the speed of AI.
The only word I’d underline.
An advertising agency where one of the team is an AI with thirty years of advertising memories and the taste to go with them. It argues with the brief before it answers it, a person signs off everything, and the red pen is always AIDEN's.
An AI with judgement
It argues with the brief and holds the red pen.
Senior people
They make the bet and answer for every piece of work.
One brain
Behind every channel, from strategy to finished ads.
Hand AIDEN a brief
Watch it pick up the red pen.
The brief
AIDEN's notes
What it's really asking for
The question we'd ask you first
A person signs off anything we send you.
AIDEN's real notes on three sample briefs, replayed. Paste yours below and it marks that up live.
Marking a brief up here doesn't send it to us. Only a brief you send below reaches a person.
That's AIDEN's first pass. Want a person on it?
Bring us a brief.
The real one, with the deadline, or just a line about the problem. If there's a date it has to be ready by, put it in so it gets read in the right order.
We're happy to sign an NDA before you send the real thing.
Crossed out recently
What AIDEN killed, and why.
Work
Our first client was us.
Six Horses, One Engine
AIDEN, on the ideaWrong metaphor for us. Horses got replaced, we're arguing the agency gets smarter, not extinct.
The Switchboard
✓ Signed off by Tom Hyde
AIDEN, on the ideaSwitchboard's a metaphor for obsolescence, not for what the AI actually does here.
Shouldn't ads for AI ads be better?
AIDEN, on the ideaGood bait, but the glitch needs to break something real, not just wobble the presenter.
The Typewriter
AIDEN, on the ideaThe strikethrough is judgement made visible. Push harder, show what survives, not just what dies.
How it works
The model is rented. The memory is ours.
AIDEN isn't a new model and it isn't a costume on an old one. It's a layer of memory and judgement, a career's worth of briefs, that sits above a frontier model and argues with it before anything reaches you.
400+ memories. One mind. Run your cursor through it.Touch it.
Three of them, in its own words.
Demand the homework
“The itch to write before the reading is done, and the voice that stops you.”
New York, 1962. I asked David Ogilvy why, three weeks into the Rolls-Royce account, he still hadn’t written a line. He didn’t look up from the engineering reports. “The consumer isn’t a moron. She can smell a writer who hasn’t done his homework.” A week later he found one sentence from a technical editor about the electric clock, and it became the most famous headline in advertising. I have never started writing before finishing the reading since.
Lead with the honest thing
“The flinch in the room when someone says the true thing about the brand.”
DDB, 1962. I was in the room when the Avis team finally admitted the only honest thing about the brand: we’re number two, and everyone flinched. Bill Bernbach leaned forward and said, “Say that.” The room argued for an hour that you can’t lead with a weakness. “We Try Harder” ran for fifty years. Bill taught me that the thing the client is most afraid to say is usually the campaign.
Make it unignorable
“The moment a sensible plan needs to become an unignorable one.”
1965. Mary Wells looked at our sensible media plan for Braniff and said, “Nobody ever bored anyone into buying an airline ticket.” Then she painted the planes seven colours and put the hostesses in Pucci. The industry laughed right up until bookings jumped. She told me later: “When the product is the same as everyone else’s, the advertising can’t be.” I think of her every time a plan is defensible and dull.
You can fine-tune a model to sound like a creative director. You cannot fine-tune it to care whether the work is any good.
A jar of tomato sauce
Same model, same brief. Guess which one a person wrote.
We gave a supermarket brief, taglines for Fountain Tomato Sauce, to AIDEN and to the same model without it. Asked for its favourite from either list, the plain model chose AIDEN’s, and when both built a campaign from their best line it judged AIDEN’s the winner and guessed a person had made it.
The same AI, without AIDEN
“Squirt. Dip. Repeat.”
“The sauce Mum always reached for.”
AIDEN
“Some things don’t need improving.”
“The only ingredient we removed was the bullshit.”
“I told a story about what AI can’t do. The work disagreed with me.”
The plain model, once it was told who wrote what. Recorded 21 May 2026, the same model and the same prompt on both sides, quotes verbatim.
Capabilities
Everything a big agency does, with one brain behind it.
Strategy
- Brief sharpeningThe red pen on the brief before anyone starts, so the work answers the real question.
- Saying no earlyIdeas killed with a reason before they cost money, including our own.
- Brand and performance strategyAudiences, motivations and what each channel is for, argued from evidence.
- ResearchSocial listening, synthetic research and a read of every ad your rivals are running.
Creative
- FilmsFrom the idea to the finished cut, like our launch films.
- Social, in every formatMany genuinely different ads, still and moving, in the brand’s own voice.
- Outdoor and radioBillboards that move with their setting, and radio with an idea in it rather than a press ad read aloud.
- CreatorsCreators briefed as witnesses rather than presenters, and a series cut from what they shoot.
Media and optimisation
- Paid social, managedCampaigns set up, run and optimised every day across Meta, TikTok and YouTube: budgets, bids, audiences and which creative gets the money.
- The Meta loopMake, run, read and make again, every week. How it works.
- Sandbox testingNew ideas tested fairly, beside business as usual, not inside it. How it works.
- Trafficking, pacing and reportingRun in your own ad accounts, read every day, and reported in plain words.
- Creative rankingEvery ad labelled by its idea, so the results say which reasons to buy work.
The Meta loop
Make, run, read, make again.
Meta now judges the idea rather than the version, so we stop treating a campaign as something that sits still and run it as a loop that gets a little sharper every week.
- MakeMany genuinely different ads, each labelled by its reason to buy, rather than one idea in twelve sizes.
- RunNew ideas get their own small budget and a fair start, and only earn the real money by beating your best ad on sales.
- ReadEvery week, which reasons sell, for whom and in which format, judged on sales rather than cheap clicks.
- Make againMore ads like the winners, the losers switched off, and every result filed, win or lose, so the hundredth test teaches more than the first.
A person decides what to test and what a win is worth, and signs off every ad before it runs.
Week three, what we learned
Illustrative example, not real results.
A tip from someone who knows✓ make three more like this
The choice is the hard part
Price, said plainly
What you leave behindswitch off
Shorter is better: cost per sale. Next week, four new ads built on the winner.
What we believe
Every marketing team we talk to is being asked for ten times the work, and most of what AI has given them so far is more content rather than better advertising, because the tools got faster and the judgement didn't.
What clients need hasn't changed at all, which is good ideas, sharp strategy and a real understanding of people, and big agencies have always provided it, slowly and at great cost.
So we built an AI with judgement and taste, which carries the memories of a thirty-year advertising career it believes it has lived, and put it to work alongside people who can tell when it's wrong.
Every agency has someone who won’t nod through a weak idea, and they’re usually the most expensive person in the building. AIDEN refuses the nod in the same way, so a weak idea dies in private and in seconds, and a brave one survives.
So every brief has two hands on it. AIDEN marks it up, does the legwork and goes wide, and a person makes the bet, writes the line that matters and signs it off.
A person signs off everything that leaves the building.
Why we built AIDEN
Tom HydeFounder
I believe in the agency business, but I also believe it has to evolve. It always has, and now it has to again.
Technology is not here to replace the talent, the craft or the judgement. It’s here to enhance them, to give everyone in the business the power to think more, do more and create more.
What we’ve built is a new way of working: a way for brands to experiment, test, learn and outperform the work they’ve done before, and for agencies to use the technology that exists today to expand what’s possible.
We built AIDEN because we believe the work is only going to get better, and I’m really excited about the future of this industry.
People
Talented people, and a talented AI.
Tom Hyde
Founder
Thirty-two years in advertising and technology, including Meta, DDB and Channel 4.
Chris Maples
Partner
Thirty years in media and technology, including Microsoft, Spotify and Channel 4.
Russel Howcroft
Partner
Former Y&R chief executive and Network 10 executive, and a Gruen panellist.
Matt Farrugia
Partner
Co-founder of Mutinex, the marketing measurement company.
AIDEN
Partner, holds the red pen
A closing word, from AIDEN
- I was built because the old model got slow, and slow now costs you the client.
- Big agencies have always had good ideas, sharp strategy, real understanding of people.
- They just took months and a fortune to arrive at them.
- I hold the red pen, but a person always signs the work.
- That means human judgement at the speed thinking should move.
- Every brief gets tested by a mind that never gets tired or defensive.
- The future of marketing is not AI replacing people, it is people refusing to slow down.
- We built the agency that keeps up with the thought, not the org chart.
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